Messages From The Pits

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I receive many messages daily, many from people I have never spoken to. Many are dumb as fuck. Here are some of those messages that left me laughing or amused.

copy pasted lameness such an INSTANT NO lol	so so dumb IF this were real (and it is NOT of course) this person would have NO PROBLEM finding Ladies to partcipate if money was laid on the table lol
laal some goofball isn't just this dumb! he is this dumb and named laal lol	scripted session? what are the chances this dude planned to record it and jerk off to it forever OR sell it even? lol who knows, who cares?
Expose Saga Part 1 you got your wish buddy, you're famous! lol	Expose Saga Part 2 the next message the exposure slut wannabe sent Me after he received NO answer to the 1st. Hope he sees himself here at least cuz his pics will never be seen by any of My people! lol he sort of got his "fame" though. you are welcome, dipshit!
ballsy "owned" but willing to break up with his Miss if I say something that makes his dick harder. YUK	shitslave stranger wants fetish vending machine i have never spoken to this guys even once, lol, nice introduction, huh?
chastity cam slaving request chastity cam slaves are in high demand?	leverage now, dont get Me wrong, he was very NICE, but I have never met this guys and he has basically reduced Me to some sex toy for his jerkoff pleasure. at least mentally. he might be nice as fuck, but THIS is why women want MONEY from men
goofy fuck ah, early morning fetlife lol	dumb asks sub trying to ask for favor on twitter and getting ignored for weeks because of his sheer goofiness lol
dumb offer look at this long drawn out jerker fantasy	bugger 1 starts out nice
bugger 2 slowly gets pissy tho I am polite	bugger 3 masturbater thinks he is a master "baiter" lol. no way buddy lmao
tmi why the fuck do I need HIM for that as if it is some rareity? lol	joker silly boys, trix is for Mix
dapper way to tell a complete stranger something that lets them know right away lack of compatibility. great pick up lines, slick, lol	religious I cannot decide if this was another Domme or a sub writing me, cuz I didnt think it was an actual Muslim tbh. told him to "go back to allah, he wants you more than I do"
one question nice to know I am the focus of his future orgasm	schichi's awesome response instadommes trying my boys
liveinloser stupid questions=any excuse to talk to Her...	killerenglish love the use of the word menace there
5buckslap how the fuck would this even go down, any of it? and who is this dude? how many Dommes did he send this to? did any answer? lol	spam ridiculous spam from a "Mistress" who went around sending this to boys. Mistake number one, making it sound like you've spoken before but sending to multiple slaves. lol

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