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I receive many messages daily, many from people I have never spoken to. Many are dumb as fuck. Here are some of those messages that left me laughing or amused.
copy pasted lameness
such an INSTANT NO lol
so so dumb
IF this were real (and it is NOT of course) this person would have NO PROBLEM finding Ladies to partcipate if money was laid on the table lol
some goofball isn't just this dumb! he is this dumb and named laal lol
what are the chances this dude planned to record it and jerk off to it forever OR sell it even? lol who knows, who cares?
Expose Saga Part 1
you got your wish buddy, you're famous! lol
Expose Saga Part 2
the next message the exposure slut wannabe sent Me after he received NO answer to the 1st. Hope he sees himself here at least cuz his pics will never be seen by any of My people! lol he sort of got his "fame" though. you are welcome, dipshit!
"owned" but willing to break up with his Miss if I say something that makes his dick harder. YUK
shitslave stranger wants fetish vending machine
i have never spoken to this guys even once, lol, nice introduction, huh?
chastity cam slaving request
chastity cam slaves are in high demand?
now, dont get Me wrong, he was very NICE, but I have never met this guys and he has basically reduced Me to some sex toy for his jerkoff pleasure. at least mentally. he might be nice as fuck, but THIS is why women want MONEY from men
ah, early morning fetlife lol
sub trying to ask for favor on twitter and getting ignored for weeks because of his sheer goofiness lol
look at this long drawn out jerker fantasy
starts out nice
slowly gets pissy tho I am polite
masturbater thinks he is a master "baiter" lol. no way buddy lmao
why the fuck do I need HIM for that as if it is some rareity? lol
silly boys, trix is for Mix
way to tell a complete stranger something that lets them know right away lack of compatibility. great pick up lines, slick, lol
I cannot decide if this was another Domme or a sub writing me, cuz I didnt think it was an actual Muslim tbh. told him to "go back to allah, he wants you more than I do"
nice to know I am the focus of his future orgasm
schichi's awesome response
instadommes trying my boys
stupid questions=any excuse to talk to Her...
love the use of the word menace there
how the fuck would this even go down, any of it? and who is this dude? how many Dommes did he send this to? did any answer? lol
ridiculous spam from a "Mistress" who went around sending this to boys. Mistake number one, making it sound like you've spoken before but sending to multiple slaves. lol
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