I receive many messages daily, many from people I have never spoken to. Many are dumb as fuck. Here are some of those messages that left me laughing or amused.

copy pasted lameness

copy pasted lameness

such an INSTANT NO lol

so so dumb

so so dumb

IF this were real (and it is NOT of course) this person would have NO PROBLEM finding Ladies to partcipate if money was laid on the table lol

laal

laal

some goofball isn't just this dumb! he is this dumb and named laal lol

scripted session?

scripted session?

what are the chances this dude planned to record it and jerk off to it forever OR sell it even? lol who knows, who cares?

Expose Saga Part 1

Expose Saga Part 1

you got your wish buddy, you're famous! lol

Expose Saga Part 2

Expose Saga Part 2

the next message the exposure slut wannabe sent Me after he received NO answer to the 1st. Hope he sees himself here at least cuz his pics will never be seen by any of My people! lol he sort of got his "fame" though. you are welcome, dipshit!

ballsy

ballsy

"owned" but willing to break up with his Miss if I say something that makes his dick harder. YUK

shitslave stranger wants fetish vending machine

shitslave stranger wants fetish vending machine

i have never spoken to this guys even once, lol, nice introduction, huh?

chastity cam slaving request

chastity cam slaving request

chastity cam slaves are in high demand?

leverage

leverage

now, dont get Me wrong, he was very NICE, but I have never met this guys and he has basically reduced Me to some sex toy for his jerkoff pleasure. at least mentally. he might be nice as fuck, but THIS is why women want MONEY from men

goofy fuck

goofy fuck

ah, early morning fetlife lol

dumb asks

dumb asks

sub trying to ask for favor on twitter and getting ignored for weeks because of his sheer goofiness lol

dumb offer

dumb offer

look at this long drawn out jerker fantasy

bugger 1

bugger 1

starts out nice

bugger 2

bugger 2

slowly gets pissy tho I am polite

bugger 3

bugger 3

masturbater thinks he is a master "baiter" lol. no way buddy lmao

tmi

tmi

why the fuck do I need HIM for that as if it is some rareity? lol

joker

joker

silly boys, trix is for Mix

dapper

dapper

way to tell a complete stranger something that lets them know right away lack of compatibility. great pick up lines, slick, lol

religious

religious

I cannot decide if this was another Domme or a sub writing me, cuz I didnt think it was an actual Muslim tbh. told him to "go back to allah, he wants you more than I do"

one question

one question

nice to know I am the focus of his future orgasm

schichi's awesome response

schichi's awesome response

instadommes trying my boys

liveinloser

liveinloser

stupid questions=any excuse to talk to Her...

killerenglish

killerenglish

love the use of the word menace there

5buckslap

5buckslap

how the fuck would this even go down, any of it? and who is this dude? how many Dommes did he send this to? did any answer? lol

spam

spam

ridiculous spam from a "Mistress" who went around sending this to boys. Mistake number one, making it sound like you've spoken before but sending to multiple slaves. lol

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tmi

why the fuck do I need HIM for that as if it is some rareity? lol