A Little Christmas Fun for ya

Twas the Night Before Doomsday and all thru the house

every creature was wasted, even the mouse.

With Dad at the whorehouse and Mom smoking grass

I had just settled down for a nice piece of ass

When all of a sudden I heard such a clatter

I sprang from my guy to see what was the matter!

I looked on the lawn and saw a big prick

and knew in a moment it must be St. Nick.

He came down the chimney like a bat out of hell

and I knew right away the motherfucker had fell.

He filled all the stockings with rubbers and beer

and left a big dick for the family queer!

And I heard him exclaim as he drove outta sight

Piss on you all, it's been a helluva a night!