A Little Christmas Fun for ya
Twas the Night Before Doomsday and all thru the house
every creature was wasted, even the mouse.
With Dad at the whorehouse and Mom smoking grass
I had just settled down for a nice piece of ass
When all of a sudden I heard such a clatter
I sprang from my guy to see what was the matter!
I looked on the lawn and saw a big prick
and knew in a moment it must be St. Nick.
He came down the chimney like a bat out of hell
and I knew right away the motherfucker had fell.
He filled all the stockings with rubbers and beer
and left a big dick for the family queer!
And I heard him exclaim as he drove outta sight
Piss on you all, it's been a helluva a night!